You work out of a Hotel?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
How does it feel to date your dad?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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