If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Let's paint friendship bongs
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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