i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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