a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
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