Duck Duck Cougar?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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