I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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