i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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