1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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