used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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