Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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