Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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