yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Randomize
