This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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