so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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