woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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