oh god the rape fog is back!
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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