Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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