Do you still have your period?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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