it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Randomize
