For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
