Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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