Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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