his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I think a kid would responsible me up
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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