Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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