also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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