I wannas sexs uuuuu
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
whose parrot is this?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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