she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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