i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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