It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
