he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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