i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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