okay pat passed out under dana's car
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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