im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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