and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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