he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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