Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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