she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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