Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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