so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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