You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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