Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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