i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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