I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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