Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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