So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
