yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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