..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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