I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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