he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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