We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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