So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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