Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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