It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
FUCK WHALES
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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