I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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