Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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